Friday, February 27, 2009

Gibberish 2

The backstory on this song goes: recording artist and producer Ryan Leslie has a song on his new album titled "Gibberish" where he lays out the basic harmony and guide for the song adding certain words. Its actually a beautiful song. I attempted this just to see its outcome and learned that its harder than it appears.

HUH ???


Thursday, February 26, 2009

Uncle Phil

So I'm watching the Today Show and a commercial comes on. It's Uncle Phil from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Cool. Then the ad just gets cooler and it further grabs my attention. The speech he is giving is very capturing. Its for Kaplan University ... the website could use some help, b/c the commercial is super cool and the site...ummm...yeahhh. Watch It.





The best thing out of this whole Rick Ross vs. 50 Cent (beef) the Pimpin' Curly series that 50 Cent made up off of Rick Ross saying that in the south they call 50 Cent, Curly (wtf??) 50 flipped it and made it a plus. Winner : 50 Cent

It's Pimpin' Pimpin'


Saturday, February 21, 2009


Following yesterday's events...Biggest Drug - Bust in Baltimore History . I made a song "Heavy...Wait" that chronicalizes the rise, fall and cycle of drug trade.

"Heavy...Wait" Mp3 - Download it!!



Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Loser Of the Week

This week's loser(s) are (is) Meteorologists.

Day to day they stand there, in front of the green screen an show off what they learned in meteorology school. They know regular people have no idea what they are talking about. But they proceed to tell you about Cold Fronts, Warm Fronts, Nor-Easter's and all sorts of things that normal people have no clue what they are saying. Show us the 7 day forecast, smile wave and get off the screen. Why does the weather take up 10 mins of the news?...I just don't get it. I think somebody else has something again them too, because everytime its a blizzard they make them stand out in the cold and snow and report on how cold and snowy it is. And when its a hurricane they evacuate the area, but make the weather people stay and report how windy it is. I think by the age of 11 or 12 I understood how deadly a Hurricane is...I don't need to see the weather people flying away to illustrate that for me...thank you.

Slight Chance Of BS


Saturday, February 14, 2009

Lakeview Terrace

Yesterday I finally saw "Lakeview Terrace" starring Samuel L. Jackson and the ever so lovely (even though her mouth seems to move and no words come out) Kerry Washington. The trailers made it seem like this movie was gonna be something else. I'm really not sure what but not what it was. I was damn there on the floor laughing when I saw the trailer in the theater. I thought (& hoped) the movie was going to be full of priceless Sam Jackson quotables...Not so. Clint Eastwood had way more memorable lines in "Gran Torino." I thought is was gonna be like "Cape Fear" meets "Single White Female" meets "Fatal Attraction," with a badge and nonstop hilarious quotes. was more of a boring power struggle film with a dude that couldn't get over it and another dude that was trying to live his life next to an asshole neighbor. It was like a bad episode of Home Improvement if Tim and Wilson were beefing and Wilson were black.

Protect & Serve (my ass)


Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Wack History Month

Last month January was full of loses. We took many hits last month. Lil Lou passed...Truth got locked up...My homie's friend died of cancer. It was a rough month. Now it seems like a rough month for celebs. Michael Phelps' smoke-a-thon...A-Rod's homerun juice & the recent Chris Brown, Rihanna scandal. And all this in the first 2 weeks of the month. Something gotta give. Things have to turn around somewhere.

Silver Lining


Monday, February 9, 2009

Loser Of the Week

New Segment on the Chronicles..Loser Of the Week...This week's loser is (drumroll)

BmoresMayor aka Baltimore Mayor - no not Ms. Dixon (or her lovely daughter) some wild Baltimore Internet stalker emo dweeb. This guy just finds Baltimore related music on sites and explains (in length) what he dislikes. Even if it doesn't make sense. Hard to rationalize with a person over the interweb esp a B.I.S.E.D. He recently out up a bitch fit on Al Shipley's preaching an editorial about Baltimore artist Ogun. He wrote a comment and then wrote another one almost written as a response to whoever was going to say something against what he said...which then proves that you know that you wrote some of color shit. When you have the owner of a blog site call you a dick head that pretty much means you suck. Site owners can take a lot of shit and Al does take some shit, but he never had to call somebody out like that. Dude even wrote shit about ya boy over @ illroots "Harm City’s King naaaaah dude didn’t Earn that title Who he beat?" Beat?? nigga this not 106...then on Al's site he tried to clear it up...(but badly)"see the thing is i didn't say your music was bad i just didn't understand the king part. " Rrright! Congratulations.

You Lose


Suck Co (i know, i know)

So twice I went to PetCo last week to get some more fish for the Brent Daniel Taylor Aquatic Center ( I renamed it)...Im standing there for like 20 minutes looking for somebody...only about 3 ppl work in the store 2 of them are on break while 1 person mans the register. If I can't get help then I can't buy anything therefore you don't need to be at the register. That damn place is against me.

Aqua Man


Tuesday, February 3, 2009


Alycia from MTV's incredibly scripted show "Daddy's Girls," is hot. She is Vanessa & Angela's neighbor and really does nothing, but I'm cool with that.

Can I borrow some Sugar?



Olivia from MTV's "The City" is hot. She always looks like she is hungry, but I like her look.

I'd Feed Her...then let her take me to Gucci 50 Cent stlye!


Monday, February 2, 2009

Cook It Up Just Right

Chef Boy-R-Drag strikes again, this time its pan fried lobster meat. Look at those claws...woooo!!

Thats Good Eating!


Meet Mr. Kabito (the fat one) and Maximo (the black one) the newest addition to the DRAG Aquatic Center. More additions soon.



Sunday, February 1, 2009

Go Joe...Transform!

Ok, so the G.I. Joe and Transformer movies look official!! It's gonna be a mean Summer! Now all we need is a Silver Hawks movie!

Roll Out