Fuck Ben Cardin

First he looks like the Ninja turtles' father.  Secondly he only started making campaign ads because Rob Sobhani is giving him competition.  This guy has been in office 26 years, damn there my whole life.  In the commercial he boasts about "saving skycap jobs at the airport."  WHAT IN THEE HELL!  Skycaps get paid $2.38 an hour, they mostly rely on tips.  98% of skycaps are old black people.  The airline industry isn't what it used to be, so ALOT less people are travelling by air.  So saving bad jobs for Negros, so that they can help travelling white people with their luggage isn't a great redeeming quality.  Plus you're like 9000 Do something else.  This dude Sobhani wants to run one term and that's it.  You've made a career of it.  Never going any higher up or any lateral moves.  Let this dude get a shot at it.  And how come nobody makes a commercial except when its election time?  Cause they are all just begging for a job.  Government sucks.

Really This Dude Looks Creepy As Hell

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Republican / Democrat

I recently changed my voter's registration card from Democrat to Independent.  I never really thought about it until my woman brought it up but the more I thought about it the more it made sense.  Why affiliate yourself with a group that you may or may not agree with.  I may agree with a certain candidate but the party as a whole I may not see eye to eye with.  What if a Democratic candidate comes along and says "all people with brown eyes pay x amount in taxes. All people with green eyes pay x amount in taxes."  Are you gonna go with it just because you are affiliated with that party?  I think not.  My example may have been extreme but the point was given I believe.  

G O P P

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Debt Ceiling

Wait a second! The Government is having problems paying there bills and they expect me to pay mine? This needs to be looked into.

Signed Concerned Tax Payer

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Bill Clinton

Former President Bill Clinton was on David Letterman last night talking a lot of good business! From the economy to energy to the way bills get passed. It's here if you care to watch.

Arkansas King

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